Like the hockey play-offs, the National Coolest Comics Character Contest has dragged on much longer than it has a right to, to the point that anyone other than true fans doesn’t realize it is still going on. I am calling the polls closed. Votes cast after 9 am on April 21, 2007 are not included these tallies.
Let’s have a look at the winners in each category.
Most Realistic Teenager
Most Precocious Kid
Hottest CILF- Funny Division
Hottest CILF – Soap Division
Best Evil Anthropomorphic Animal
Most Ambiguously Gay Duo
|Dennis and Joey|
Dennis The Menace
|I expected this category to be closer than it was, but it seems I made the write-up for Dennis and Joey a little too convincing. They beat Beetle and Sarge by nearly 2 to 1. A write-in candidate that may have given them a run for the money would have been Sam Driver and Randy Parker from Judge Parker. Heck, even their names are gay. No subtlety about who does what in that relationship. If you like your comics with homoerotic subtext, make sure to check out the Qomics for Queers website. He explicate Dennis the Fabulous at great length here.|
Now it is time for the Best in Show balloting. It is hard to compare apples to oranges or Bernese Mountain Dogs to Dachshunds, but if the Westminster Kennel Club can do it, we can too. Vote for your favorite of any of these characters. Use any criteria you think is relevant, but feel free to explain your vote in the comments.
Votes take a while to post, so come back often to check on your favorite.