tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11920826.post4730963623674575073..comments2024-03-18T05:15:30.666-04:00Comments on Foma*: National Kinkiest Komic Karacter Finalsyellojkthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09592683505688819187noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11920826.post-32819361881514502682009-06-06T23:53:23.010-04:002009-06-06T23:53:23.010-04:00Toby is hot? Doesn't that require...well, not ...Toby is hot? Doesn't that require...well, not a <i>personality,</i> necessarily, but at least a space in the skull where a personality might conceivably <i>go?</i>johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05792253276772262545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11920826.post-25664663693805726032009-04-28T16:41:00.000-04:002009-04-28T16:41:00.000-04:00Ted and Sally, hands down. How can you beat a mal...Ted and Sally, hands down. How can you beat a male lesbian couple? Sally's obviously a 24/7 transvestite (sister Jackie is Ted's daughter Hilary's real mother). I do wish Ces would let Ted wear a dress in public once in a while instead of keeping him in the closet.gnome de blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11920826.post-22746311942678593422009-04-23T16:52:00.000-04:002009-04-23T16:52:00.000-04:00This is really tough and I’m not sure what approac...This is really tough and I’m not sure what approach to take. Only two of my picks won their division this time out (Edda and the Phantom) and I seriously considered two other winners (Prof. Ian and Margo) before picking one of their competitors. Traditionally, I’ve gone with the Westminster approach, but some of Yello’s other options are interesting. Porn knock-off would have to be Edda. I don’t swing in any way that would apply to our male contestants, Sally doesn’t do anything for me, Blondie is too damn old, and Margo is just too crazy. Kinkiest, I’d have to write in Sarge. On top of his semi-closeted BDSM relationship with Beetle, he obviously has a food fetish and may be a furry.<br /><br />But let’s take the Westminster approach and look for best of show.<br /><br />Ted & Sally: Strong contenders. I’m willing to believe that they get up to all sorts of weird things when Hil’s in bed or better yet on a sleepover somewhere. Maybe they go for the obvious and Ted tries hard not to blurt out his safe word, or maybe they switch roles. Or it could be like I suggested and they go for some sort of cosplay. MacMillan and Wife may have been a little too early, though. I’ll stick with my Ark II suggestion or maybe Land of the Lost (does Sally keep a Sleestak costume hidden somewhere?). Maybe Ces can enlighten us.<br /><br />The Phantom: Spandex, undies on the outside, mask, lives in a cave, hangs out with fire-plug shaped natives. Sounds pretty kinky. OTOH, he is a dedicated family man and apparently has no trouble at all resisting the wiles of strangely blonde Indian women. He’s probably pretty vanilla.<br /><br />Edda: Hot, hot, and hawt. An active fantasy life and she probably still fits into her school uniform. An A-1, hubba hubba TILF, but to be honest, I’m not sure there’s anything really kinky there. <br /><br />Ian Cameron: A pompous windbag who has an odd way of saving money on razors. He must have something going for him in order to keep Toby from stepping out on him, possibly something involving fear and physical punishment, but we never see the slightest hint.<br /><br />Margo: The other really strong contender. I’m just going to repeat what I said before. Margo is the devil incarnate in a purple twin set. She can kill with a flick of her scarf, reduce a man’s ego to atoms, and rip out his beating heart and consume it whole before he drops dead. Her fashion sense does leave something to be desired and she does occasionally fall hard for one of her victims. Also she has the attention span of a kitten with ADHD. Then there is the fact that she is utterly bugfuck crazy; that may be a plus or a minus, depending on your taste. < /end repeat ><br /><br />Blondie: I don’t really see it. An overly made-up zombie. Okay, she enables Dagwood’s food fetish, but he isn’t involved here. There have been suggestions that she and the dog have something going on, which is even kinkier considering the Daisy is female.<br /><br />Ted & Sally versus Margo. I’m not ashamed to admit that Margo just plain scares me. Curled up in the corner, sucking my thumb scared. I think I’m going to vote for the Forths.DemetriosXnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11920826.post-26330395998419955072009-04-23T10:56:00.000-04:002009-04-23T10:56:00.000-04:00Ces,
I have to go more with the long term double-t...Ces,<br />I have to go more with the long term double-tranny subtext. Sally is really rocking the flannel shirt in the picture I used for this post and Ted's hair is particularly well coiffed.yellojkthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09592683505688819187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11920826.post-10667765103530488042009-04-23T08:18:00.000-04:002009-04-23T08:18:00.000-04:00This...this is so unexpected! Who knew that when I...This...this is so unexpected! Who knew that when I wrote that several-month story arc about Ted and Sally in unending coitus that it would lead to this shocking victory?! I'd like to thank Yellojkt for thinking we ever had a chance, the voters for seeing the sheer, unbridled sexual magnetism that is the Forths and both my agent and the big guy upstairs for making this all happen. Thank you, thank you, thank you!Francesco Marciulianohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18027586573797441415noreply@blogger.com