Just one more showtune musical parody for the Sanford drama unfolding. This time the South Carolina governor is a street hood with a girlfriend nobody approves of.Maria . . .
The Argentine lady I just screwed:
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria . . .
My entire career is now a joke so lewd and crude…
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria . . .
Maria!
I just got back from seeing Maria
And there’s all this press
Asking about the mess
I’m in.
Maria!
I’m having an affair with Maria
Out chasing some tail
And hiking on a trail
Of sin!
Maria!
The divorcée that I’ve been banging
Left my political career hanging
Maria,
I’ll never stop seeing Maria
Worth throwing my job out the door.
Maria.
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