South Carolina Story

Just one more showtune musical parody for the Sanford drama unfolding. This time the South Carolina governor is a street hood with a girlfriend nobody approves of. Maria . . . The Argentine lady I just screwed: Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria . . . My entire career is now a joke so lewd and crude… Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria . . . Maria! I just got back from seeing Maria And there’s all this press Asking about the mess I’m in. Maria! I’m having an affair with Maria Out chasing some tail And hiking on a trail Of sin! Maria! The divorcée that I’ve been banging Left my political career hanging Maria, I’ll never stop seeing Maria Worth throwing my job out the door. Maria.