Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Bareback Mountain



This cartoon made me think that Willie knew what he was saying when he sang this:



Not that there's anything wrong with that.

10 comments:

mg said...

OMG!!!!!! *laughs*

mg

used*to*be*me* said...

ha ha ha ha ha! That was what I needed today!

Ally said...

Hehehe.... What a cutie!!

Karen said...

Hey, I saw the movie and liked it, as you know. I've been hearing all these cowboy jokes, but I'm waiting for someone to make the definitive sheep joke--I couldn't stop my mind from wandering when I saw all those sheep and I know it's in bad taste but so are all the cowboy jokes.

Well, here's an example, but it's not original:

A young man grew fed up with modern life and decided to leave the big city and become a shepherd, spending months in the seclusion of the distant mountains alone with his thoughts and sheep. So he went up the high mountains where he found three older shepherds with a big flock of sheep, and asked them to show him the ropes. The shepherds agreed. The young man spent a week with them. One evening by the fire he asked casually,"So how do you guys get by with no women around here?"
Said one of the men,"Why, with so many sheep around, who needs women?"
The youngster shuddered: "Ewwwww! How horrible! How can you...?"
The three men only smiled and said nothing.
Another week passed and one morning the young man realised that the tension in his groin had grown unbearable. He remembered what the men had said, and looking at the sheep, thought, "Hmm, why not after all...".
He chose a moment when none of the older shepherds were around, and grabbed one of the nearest sheep. However, the others showed up in a minute, and seeing him with the sheep burst out laughing. "What? What?!!", shouted the young man, blushing. "You told me that's what you did yourselves, didn't you??!"
"Yeah, sure! But to choose the ugliest one??!"

Okay, I didn't say it was funny, just topical.

Anonymous said...

Baa Baa
I know my sheep and my sheep know me.

Wickwire said...

Great, now I'm going to be singing that song all day today and half the day tomorrow. ;)
I want to see that movie.

J.Po said...

If one is to...er, "be with" a sheep, does one use mint jelly instead of K-Y?

No Condom Zone said...

Nice cartoon, naughty!!!

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