|Dubya: Can we just get this over with? I have some longnecks in Midland with my name on them that I have to get to.|
Cheney: I’m going to get that George Bailey if it’s the last thing I do.
|Michelle: That man is sooooo fine. And he is getting lucky tonight.|
|Bill Clinton: Can anyone see me scoping out Michelle?|
Hillary Clinton: If you had just kept your big mouth shut, that would have been me.
|Al Gore: So this is what one of these ceremonies looks like. Enjoy your moment in the sun kid, but call me when YOU have a Nobel Peace Prize.|
Tipper Gore: Sigh. Would Michelle mind if I ‘borrowed’ him for a night?
|John Roberts: He’s going to make me do it again. I just know it.|
John Paul Stevens: Is it safe for me to die now?
Clarence Thomas: Wake me when it’s over.
|Cameraman: Doing the crowd shots at Mardi Gras is much, much better.|
|Guy: Yeah, I know Obama is the other direction. I’ve got four more years of looking at his mug.|
Girl: How did I even get dragged down here? I could be somewhere warm and indoors instead.
|Bandmember: Yo-Yo Ma gets to play a backing track, but I’ve gotta hold this brass horn for two hours. Life is not fair.|
|Groupie: Front row center is so worth it.|
|Random Person In Crowd: I got up at 4 a.m. for this view?|
|Secret Service Agent: If anything happens today, we are all so fired.|
|Barack Obama: That is MISTER President to you from now on.|