Women of AfterMaximEllen

You would not think the readers of Maxim magazine, typically hormonally flush and barely literate young men, and of AfterEllen.com, a lesbian entertainment site, have much in common but they do. They both appreciate incredibly hawt women. Each annually publishes a list of the hottest 100 women in the world. The Maxim list typically includes a mix of movie and television stars as well as a bevy of models the normal person would not be familiar with unless they kept scrupulous records involving the Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. AfterEllen's list tends to be more eclectic. The typical Maxim reader is not going to get that worked up over Rachel Maddow (#22) or the lesbian twin sister folk-rock duo Tegan and Sara (#12 and #11 respectively. The do have the courtesy of noting the 28 or so women on the list which are officially 'out' as bisexual or lesbian so readers know when to get their hopes up. Although hope can spring eternal. So as a service to the lesbian-friendly but testosterone laden community I have painstakingly combed both lists and compiled all the overlaps between the two. In order to rank them I have added their place on the Maxim list with the AfterEllen count to come up with the PanSexualHotnessQuotient (PSHQ). So without further ado here are the hottest women regardless of the equipment you are wearing. Rank Hottie Maxim AfterEllen 16 Zoe Saldana 37 93 15 Sofia Vergara 29 82 14 Emma Stone 42 68 13 Lindsay Lohan 38 67 12 Emma Watson 69 33 11 Anna Paquin 68 23 10 Scarlett Johansson 14 71 9 Megan Fox 17 50 8 Evan Rachel Wood 31 36 7 Jordana Brewster 11 49 6 Sarah Shahi 24 28 5 Naya Rivera 43 1 4 Natalie Portman 8 35 3 Lea Michele 28 10 2 Mila Kunis 5 19 1 Olivia Wilde 16 5 So Olivia Wilde is the woman that cranks everybody crank. Just in case the name does not mean anything to you, here she is in her best known movie role as Hot Tron Girl Who Lounges Sexily On A Sofa. So I will be looking for more from her in the future. Or perhaps looking for less.