Women of AfterMaximEllen

You would not think the readers of Maxim magazine, typically hormonally flush and barely literate young men, and of AfterEllen.com, a lesbian entertainment site, have much in common but they do. They both appreciate incredibly hawt women. Each annually publishes a list of the hottest 100 women in the world.

The Maxim list typically includes a mix of movie and television stars as well as a bevy of models the normal person would not be familiar with unless they kept scrupulous records involving the Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

AfterEllen's list tends to be more eclectic. The typical Maxim reader is not going to get that worked up over Rachel Maddow (#22) or the lesbian twin sister folk-rock duo Tegan and Sara (#12 and #11 respectively. The do have the courtesy of noting the 28 or so women on the list which are officially 'out' as bisexual or lesbian so readers know when to get their hopes up. Although hope can spring eternal.

So as a service to the lesbian-friendly but testosterone laden community I have painstakingly combed both lists and compiled all the overlaps between the two. In order to rank them I have added their place on the Maxim list with the AfterEllen count to come up with the PanSexualHotnessQuotient (PSHQ). So without further ado here are the hottest women regardless of the equipment you are wearing.

Rank	Hottie	Maxim	AfterEllen
16	Zoe Saldana	37	93
15	Sofia Vergara	29	82
14	Emma Stone	42	68
13	Lindsay Lohan	38	67
12	Emma Watson	69	33
11	Anna Paquin	68	23
10	Scarlett Johansson	14	71
9	Megan Fox	17	50
8	Evan Rachel Wood	31	36
7	Jordana Brewster	11	49
6	Sarah Shahi	24	28
5	Naya Rivera	43	1
4	Natalie Portman	8	35
3	Lea Michele	28	10
2	Mila Kunis	5	19
1	Olivia Wilde	16	5

So Olivia Wilde is the woman that cranks everybody crank. Just in case the name does not mean anything to you, here she is in her best known movie role as Hot Tron Girl Who Lounges Sexily On A Sofa.



So I will be looking for more from her in the future. Or perhaps looking for less.