Saturday, March 28, 2009

Most Desirable Dominatrix


When you talk Kinky Komiks Karacters, everybody likes a little bondage play. And the comics have lots of dominating women willing to mistreat a submissive man. Let's pick the best one to put you in your place.

Margo Magee
Apartment 3-G
Nobody doubts that Margo is meanest woman on the funnies page. Her fury is legendary. She has abused and humiliated a long line of suitors. For men that need to have their self-esteem destroyed, an encounter with Margo is just what the doctor ordered.

June Morgan
Rex Morgan, MD
It takes a strong woman to keep a closet case like Rex in line. June also runs a tight ship for every orphan and ne'er do well that runs into her life. She has her own lingo for the variety of services she offers bound to confuse any cops trying to decipher her Craigslist ads. And she has the cleanest garage in town.

Mary Worth
Mary Worth
The chanteuse of Charterstone always has a few men hanging around the yard. When it comes to dishing out discipline, she has no peer. She must have something magical to keep Jeff on such a short leash for so long. Just don't cross her or you might end up buried next to Aldo.

Sally Forth
Sally Forth
Sally rules the roost in both the office and at home. Her recent move to marketing has given her a whole new crowd to boss an bully. Meanwhile, Ted stays in his dungeon playing with his Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robots waiting for the chance to please Mistress Smirk.
A good dominatrix whips you into shape and makes come crawling back for more.


11 comments:

DemetriosX said...

Only four contenders? There must be a couple of others out there. I thought there was a decent case for Alice Mitchell; she certainly likes to dole out punishment. Not that any of that matters, because this is obviously the cat fight of the century between Margo and June.

Sally Forth: She’s really a pretty poor excuse for a dominatrix. Sure, she can handle Ted, though her control seems to be slipping. Look at the Aria fiasco. On top of that, she is totally incapable of getting her way with Ralph or really just about anybody at work. The marketing department has run roughshod over her. Nope, Sally just ain’t got what it takes.

Mary Worth: Mary has held Jeff in thrall for ages, and she was able to thoroughly bewitch Aldo, but I don’t know. She is probably one of the living dead and she can give devastating platitudinous tongue-lashings. But can she really bring it, when her subs get tetchy? I’m going to pass.

June Morgan: She of the incredible rack definitely knows how to take and maintain control. I mean, she’s got Rex, who is painfully not interested in her, wrapped around her finger and managed to get him to donate sperm in some fashion to produce their freakish whelp. Plus she’s got the nurse thing going for her. Only drawback: you could put your eye out on her boobs.

Margo Magee (I think you have an extraneous H in her name): Margo is the devil incarnate in a purple twin set. She can kill with a flick of her scarf, reduce a man’s ego to atoms, and rip out his beating heart and consume it whole before he drops dead. Her fashion sense does leave something to be desired and she does occasionally fall hard for one of her victims. Also she has the attention span of a kitten with ADHD. Then there is the fact that she is utterly bugfuck crazy; that may be a plus or a minus, depending on your taste.

So, June’s dangerously pointy tits versus Margo’s raging insanity. Crazy has never really worked for me and Margo has her own special supplement to the DSM IV. I’m going to have to go with June.

yellojkt said...

I fixed the misspelling on Magee. This field was tougher to fill that I realized. Mostly because the MILF category is extra full and I didn't want to double dip. Look for Alice there.

gnome de blog said...

Sally's overrated. Besides, as I have long contended, (s)he's a 27/7 transvestite. The true Dominatrix in the Forth household is Ted, who can wipe that smirk off Sal's face with a flick of the lash. He may be meek and just a tad swishy, but who was it that lay around the house playing Asteroids for 8 months instead of looking for a job? Why do you think Sal wears those awful clothes? Ted's only weakness is Ces won't let him wear is latex skirt and leather bustier in public.

Zach said...

Really, no Juliet Burber from 9 Chickweed Lane? She of the leopard print panties and the withering stare? The woman who is unconscionably rude to everyone just because she can doesn't get mentioned?

Cedar said...

No foolin', gnome de blog--my mom was CONVINCED for years that Sally Forth was about a lesbian couple, and couldn't get over that the newspaper in our small, Southern town would carry such a strip.

Wallsy said...

I wouldn't have put Sally in this category; I'd totally have voted for her in the MILF category though. And it was hard to pick between Margo and June, but in the end, June is just way hotter, so that's what carried it for me.

Mark said...

I haven't read the comic, but considering her face, I'd vote for Mary Worth! She looks terrifically frightening! Not the kind of woman you would like to use a Generic Viagra with! For sure!
Great post, by the way. Keep up the good work.

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