Thursday, June 25, 2009

South Carolina Story

Just one more showtune musical parody for the Sanford drama unfolding. This time the South Carolina governor is a street hood with a girlfriend nobody approves of.

Maria . . .

The Argentine lady I just screwed:
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria . . .
My entire career is now a joke so lewd and crude…
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria . . .

I just got back from seeing Maria
And there’s all this press
Asking about the mess
I’m in.


I’m having an affair with Maria
Out chasing some tail
And hiking on a trail
Of sin!


The divorcĂ©e that I’ve been banging
Left my political career hanging


I’ll never stop seeing Maria

Worth throwing my job out the door.


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