Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Guilty, Guilty, Guilty


Last week when I wrote about getting out of jury duty (and be sure to read the update about the trial), I promised to tell the tale of the trial I sat on nearly twenty years ago. I was in college when I got the jury duty notice. I immediately called the courthouse and told them I was a student and was obviously too busy with classes for jury duty. They kindly rescheduled for my next quarter break. Since I worked alternate quarters that at least got me on the clock, so I was getting paid for the time.

They picked the jury in the morning, took us to lunch, and then started the trial. The first witness was the victim of the crime who told the basic events. He was working alone in a small clothing store when the defendant came in and browsed for awhile and picked up a shirt. When the defendant came to the register to pay, he instead pulled a gun out from under the shirt and demanded all the money from the register. To prove he meant business, he fired a shot over the clerk’s head into the wall. After taking the money, the guy left.

The clerk did all the paper work things you have to do after getting robbed. He called the police and gave a statement. They came out and took the bullet out of the wall as evidence. He called his friends and told them what a bad day he had had. They decided to cheer him up by taking him out for drinks.

When they got to the bar, the clerk was startled and made all his friends leave the bar. He told them that the guy that had robbed them was in the bar. The friends thought it was a put-on, but he refused to go back inside. Instead, he described the shirt the guy was wearing since it was the one that had been stolen from the store. His friends went in and confirmed a person matching the description was there.

They called over a beat cop and told the story. Some cops went in to apprehend the defendant and when they did, there was a small satchel next to him at the bar. Inside the satchel was a gun.

In summary, according to the prosecution, the defendant had robbed a store at gunpoint, stolen a shirt, and then wore the shirt the same day out to a bar and took his gun with him.

Then came the expert testimony. A forensic cop (this was long before CSI) said the gun found in the bar and the bullet in the store wall were the same caliber. He could not prove or disprove that that exact gun had fired that exact bullet, but it was clear he thought it did.

The star secret prosecution witness was the sales representative for the line of shirts that the defendant had stolen. They were a parody of Ralph Lauren Polo® brand except that the embroidered polo player was falling off the pony. The shirts were called Get Off You High Horse and were only sold in two stores in the Atlanta area; the store that had been robbed and another store about twenty miles away. The sales rep had never heard of her company’s shirt being counterfeited since it was a parody of a popular brand.

That was the end of day one. The judge warned us not to talk about the case to friends or family and not to do any research outside of the courtroom by visiting any of the sites described in the case. From chit chat with my roommate, I recognized the name of the store and the bar as being in a predominantly gay neighborhood. I assume the judge was trying to keep jurors from forming any prejudicial opinions about the victim, the store, or the defendant.

The next day, the defendant took the stand to present his side, which essentially covered the following ideas:

  • He wasn’t at that store because he had spent the day with his dad who was too sick to come to court to confirm the alibi.
  • He had bought the shirt a year earlier from a street vendor on Moreland Avenue, several miles from the store that got robbed. (I knew that was a lie because I worked on Moreland Avenue and the street vendor shirts were mostly crappy white bootleg Ralph Lauren and DKNY tee shirts. Not a polo shirt in the bunch.)
  • The gun in the bar wasn’t his and must have been left there by somebody else.
The defense had no other witnesses.

The judge addressed the jury telling us that we did not have to believe everything the witnesses said and that part of our job is to determine who is more credible.

We elected a foreman and the first vote was like 9-3 guilty versus not guilty. Most of the discussion was around what was “reasonable doubt”. The last hold out juror thought that what the defendant had said could possibly be true. The rest of just shook our heads in disbelief. If ever there was an open and shut case, this was pretty close.

We were given the evidence to look at, which included the gun, the bullet and the shirt. The shirt was well made and in very good condition. Inside the shirt there was still an “Inspected by” sticker. This finally convinced the hold-out that the defendant was lying.

One frustrating part of being on a jury, as opposed to watching a Perry Mason mystery, is that there is a lot of stuff the jury can’t hear. The lawyers were always going up to the judge and whispering. At one point something slipped out that inferred the defendant had threatened the victim to not testify. We were told to ignore that and we were ushered back to the jury room for about ten minutes while the judge scolded the lawyers.

After we presented the guilty verdict, we were dismissed. The court remained in session since there were some other charges that the jury wasn’t needed for. I skedaddled and enjoyed the rest of my afternoon off and came to a few conclusions:

  1. Crooks are really stupid. Especially the ones caught parading around in stolen merchandise.
  2. Some people will give anyone the benefit of the doubt.
  3. Trials, even simple ones, take a lot of time to do the simplest things.

I feel good that a criminal went to jail as a result of my civic duty, but it’s not an experience I’m eager to repeat regularly.

Blatant Comment Whoring ™: What would have given you reasonable doubt about this case?

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Hilary and Faye: Friends Forever

Don't ask me how, but the other day I ran across a Xanga page that sounded familiar. Sure enough, it was the page of Hilary Forth, who is the only daughter of my hero, Ted Forth. I had to clean up some of the ugly Xanga HTML, but here are some of the highlights from the past year or so.

Date: August 30, 2005
Mood: Bummed Out
Listening to: Wake Me When September Ends (Kidz Bop 9)

School really sucks. It seems like every year is the same as the last one over and over again. This year, though, I finally entered middle-school. That’s when the trouble started. All the older kids said I looked like Cindy Brady, and I don’t even know who she is. My mom who is really cool, but kinda sarcastic tried to make me feel better, but my parents are both sort of dorks, so it didn’t help much. I tried to wear my hair different but it just looked stupid.

Date: September 10, 2005
Mood: Confused
Listening to: 1985 (Kidz Bop 7)

Mom is some sort of big business woman and she just got a promotion, but now she has to work with her old boss who she really hates, so that sucks. My dad hates his job and gets mad when I say I don’t even know what he does. He tries to explain it, but it seems he spends most of the time just avoiding the jerks he works with. My point is that they’re grown-ups and have no clue what I’m going through, even though my dad tries to act all cool and everything. He acts like a big hero, but I don’t think the neighbors like him very much.

Date: February 2, 2006
Mood: Blah
Listening to: Miss Independent (Kidz Bop 4)

My mom talked me into taking some lame afterschool class after she saw this picture I drew. She acted all impressed, but she couldn't even tell what it was. I knew it was just her trying to get me out of my mood. But then I met Faye. Faye is an artist too and she dresses punk or goth or something. You know, all that crap you can buy at Hot Topic but your parents don’t let you. I don't think Mom likes her very much. She keeps telling Faye to "lose the 'tude."

Date: Febuary 9, 2006
Mood: Experimental
Listening to: Seasons of Love (Rent Soundtrack)

I’m glad I finally found a friend that likes me as I am even if her hair is all spikey like that guy in class that is always listening to “Rent” all the time. Faye tried to get me to cut my hair, but then changed her mind, saying she likes me better “femme”, whatever that means. I don’t think it has anything to do with feminine hygiene like we got told about in Family Life class. I don’t even have my period yet, so I don’t get it.

Date: March 3, 2006
Mood: Thinking
Listening to: Nobody's Home (Kidz Bop 8)

Faye’s mom is never home so after school she hangs out with me at the neighbor’s house until mom and dad get home. Mom and dad carpool together. It’s my mom’s stupid idea on how to save money for their fancy-schmancy trip that got ruined when Kitty got sick. Then the refrigerator broke and that blew the budget again. I don’t think they’re ever going to get to Paris.

Date: March 27, 2006
Mood: Hungry
Listening to: The Anthem (Kidz Bop 4)

Faye wants to start a band, but the only instrument we own is the clarinet. Why couldn’t my dad have played something cool when he was in high school like the saxophone? So Faye eats over at our house a lot since her mom just gives her candybars. Faye says we’re just like the Cleavers, but I don’t know who they are. I wish mom would let us get basic cable back. I hate her and her “budget.”

Date: March 30, 2006
Mood: Annoyed
Listening to: Boys Don't Cry (The Cure - my dad's)

Fay and I named our new band New Delhi Monkey Gang. At dinner my dad was trying to act like he knew all about music and stuff and asked Faye who her “influences” were and she said Sleater Kinney and LeTigre. My dad had never heard of either of them. He thinks good music ended with The Cure. Not that they’re bad but how about something from this century?

Date: April 1, 2006
Mood: Annoyed
Listening to: Toxic (Kidz Bop 6)

I just wish my parents would like her a little more. Mom puts her purse on top of our new refrigerator whenever Faye is around. And when Faye wants to spend the night, my parents change the subject until it’s too late to call her mom and they have to drive her home.

Date: April 22, 2006
Mood: Sporty
Listening to: Let's Get Started (Kidz Bop 7)

I liked hanging around with Faye but softball season is starting and my parents coach the team. Our team really sucks. Last year we didn’t win any games and the other parents acted like jerks, but none of them would volunteer, so we’re stuck with my folks. I thought Faye would quit being friends with me, but my mom somehow talked her into joining the team. Faye says sports are kinda cool after all.

Date: April 25, 2006
Mood: Morbid
Listening to: Girl Next Door (Kidz Bop 10)

Faye thought it was really cool when Ole Man Gezelter died and they called an ambulance and everything. Mom wouldn’t let me see the corpse, but Faye still thought it was cool. She said she saw an ambulance once when her older brother OD’d, but they just sent him to some tough-love camp. She doesn't talk much about her family. She says its just one big Springer episode.

Date: June 6, 2006
Mood: Relaxed
Listening to: Accidentally In Love (Kidz Bop 7)

This weekend Fay and I just hung out and watched movies. She says my dad’s gladiator movies are so gay, but the guys just fight each other, so how can that be gay? My Blockbuster card is youth restricted so I can’t get the R-rated movies like Basic Instinct and Bound, so we rented Fried Green Tomatos and A League of Their Own.

Date: July 12, 2006
Mood: Creative
Listening to: Rush (Aly & AJ, Into The Rush)

I don't think our band is very good. I think we should go sound like Aly and AJ or Rebeccah, but Faye wants to just play new songs loud and heavy. She says that The Go-Gos couldn't play their instruments at first either, but now Gina Schock is a great drummer.

Date: August 31, 2006
Mood: Angry
Listening to: What's Left Of Me (Kidz Bop 10)

Faye got mad at me when we lost softball game. She says I threw a bad pitch. I say she missed the catch. We both say my dad screams like a little girl. She tries to hang around the other girls on the team, but they call her “Butch”. My dad watches that movie all the time and says that Robert Redford is dreamy.


Date: September 9, 2006
Mood: Moody
Listening to: Bad Day (Kidz Bop 10)

It’s the first day of school again. I hate the fifth grade. It’s like all the stuff I learned last year all over again. My mom keeps bugging me to see if I’m okay. She’s not happy unless she is right and I’m miserable. She sent Dad up to my room to talk to me. He kinda missed Faye too. At least to help open pickle jars.

Date: October 3, 2006
Mood: Friends again.
Listening to: Cool (Kidz Bop 9)

I said "hey" to Faye at school yesterday, but I thought she just ignored me. I was just bouncing a basketball against the garage door and Faye came over. She's going to show me how to make a basketball slingshot. Maybe I can get her to join the basketball team too. Faye’s favorite player is Sheryl Swoopes. The gym teacher says she’ll let us stay after class and practice until tryouts and even give us private lessons. That would be really cool.


Me again. Reading over a year of Hilary's thoughts makes me realize that kids have their own way of showing friendship. They meet, hang out, start bands, join teams, have fights, and get back together. A good friendship goes unspoken. Good friends don't need apologies, they just pickup up they left off. I think Hilary and Faye will be best friends forever. Or at least as long as the youngest Forth is in the fifth grade.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Dodging A Bullet


I got called for jury duty this week. Nobody likes jury duty. I have served on one jury way back when I was in college and it was a unique experience, but I was not eager to repeat it.

As I’ve mentioned before, Howard County is a pretty low crime area. We get maybe five murders a year as compared to Baltimore City where five murders in a week is a cause for celebration. Many counties around us have gone to one day/one trial pools, but the number of jury trials in Howard County doesn’t warrant that. Jury duty in Howard County puts you on call for a week.

Since Monday was Columbus Day, I got a pass for that, but I had to show on Tuesday. They made the appearance time 2 pm, which struck me as odd, but at least I got in a half day of work. They had called a pool of 81 people for a single trial. I was hoping it would be for Brandy Britton, the post-doc hooker, but her court date wouldn’t be until the 24th, so I was out of luck. I would have killed for the chance to explain to the judge why there was no way I could be impartial.

The defendant was accused of stabbing his girlfriend. He was a middle-aged scruffy looking guy and had worn a ratty denim jacket for his court appearance. The dozen or more witnesses were all either cops or medical personnel. Now I understand the whole “innocent until proven guilty” thing, but it didn’t seem it would be that hard to prove. When the judge said the trial would last three days, I got nervous in the service. I did not want this trial.

They asked a bunch of questions and we got brought up individually to explain our answers. I tried three gambits to make myself unappealing short of outright lying.

  • I knew one of the witnesses. His son and my son both play saxophone in the high school band. They asked if that would affect my level of trust in his answers. No.
  • I had been on a previous jury. It was nearly twenty years ago for armed robbery and I voted guilty. Hopefully this sour me for the defense.
  • Economic hardship. My company does not pay me for jury duty. I am allowed to make up the time with overtime or take vacation. The judge thought poorly of this excuse and when about 30 people got sent away I wasn’t one of them.
Then the potential jurors got called up individually for selection. The defense struck about every other person and was up to candidate number 56 when the jury and alternates finally got picked. Since my number was 71, I was home free.

The selection went until 6:30 which meant we were the only people other than security and housekeeping left in the building. In the four hours I was there, I managed to get about two hours of work done, take a nap, and read a couple of magazines. They didn’t call me for the rest of the week, so I am home free for the next five years. Yay, me.

Blatant Comment Whoring™: Tell a jury duty horror story and I will tell the tale of my one and only trial next week.

Update (10/14/06): Here is the story of the trial I would have been on. The guy ambushed his wife and attacked her with a machete. A machete.

Also, the crime scene is about a half mile from my son's school and the attempted murder occured within an hour of me dropping my kid off for class.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Racing and Rowing


Last week I wrote about visiting the same region of Vietnam as was on The Amazing Race in this post. This week's episode was even more amazing to me since they went to some of the exact same places we had been. The first clue was at a statue of Lao Tse in Hanoi. They had rigged the statue to say the clue out loud rather than have the contestants just pick up a written clue. This was easy to do because the park that this statue is in is used for morning aerobics every day at 5 am. Bright and early, dozens of women come out every morning to wiggle what they got to the latest pop tunes. It’s way more Jane Fonda than Tai Chi.

Then, as I predicted from the previews, the show went to Halong Bay, which is one of the most beautiful places on earth. The bay is littered with tall limestone islands that look like mossy dragon teeth. The racers had to climb one of the island rocks and then search for a clue inside a mammoth cavern that we had also visited.

At the detour, they had to either make a delivery to a floating village or pull up cultured pearl nets. Only one team went to the floating village, and it is truly entirely free floating. Each building is it's own boat or barge and none of them are on stilts. The village is in the middle of the sheltered group of islands and is only accessible by boat. If you look at the video, you can see one of the large tourist junks docked to one of the houses.

We didn’t see any pearl farms, but we did watch an elderly couple row around checking their fishing nets. The old man sat in the bow of the boat while the wife rowed. If you saw any of the Amazing Race episode, you will remember how hopeless most of these teams were trying to row the boat. I wish I had a video clips from the show that I could mash up with the footage I have of this lady effortlessly maneuvering the boat all by herself.

I’m always joking with my wife that since we like to travel, we should sign up as a team for The Amazing Race. She thinks that would be a ticket straight to divorce court. After seeing all the bickering angry couples on this episode, I’m inclined to agree.

Watching this episode really brought back fond memories of our trip to Vietnam. But I’m glad I went to Halong Bay as a pampered tourist rather than as an exhausted reality show contestant.

Blatant Comment Whoring™: Who would you take with you as an Amazing Race partner?

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Going Viral


The other day something happened to my blog that I had always hoped would happen, but never thought it would happen to me. My blog started getting linked by blogs I had never heard of. My blog had gone viral.

About two weeks ago, I was writing a post about Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. It was a snarky sarcastic summary of the first episode. In a desperate attempt to pad the post a little bit, I threw in a drinking game based on the well-known Sorkin clichés and a few things I saw in the episode. I had never written a drinking game before but knew the format well. You pick repeated phrases and situations and make fun of them. The archetype of this goes back to the old Bob Newhart show where you had to drink everytime someone said “Hi, Bob.”

I figured there was some group out there that authorized and vetted the various drinking games on the internet, but there isn’t. After I posted the drinking game, I did a Google™ search for “Studio 60 Drinking Game” to see how my effort compared to the prior art. The only serious match I got was a thread on the Television Without Pity forum board for Studio 60 where they were running a drinking game thread with about 40 comments. Most of them had been posted before the show aired and were based on Sorkin’s other series. In a mild breach of message board etiquette, I made an on-topic comment and included a link to my drinking game. That brought in about a dozen rubberneckers over to my site, which is typical for when I pull that kind of stunt.

The giant entertainment blog Defamer noted that NBC had put up a parody site called Defaker that pretended the pilot of Studio 60 was real and summarized the first episode as if it were written by a gossip blog complete with screen captures as paparazzi photos. To make it look and feel real, the blog had an unmoderated comment section. At first the commenters (some of which had to be shills or sock puppets) were playing along with the conceit that it was a “real” blog about a “real” show. Then the hoi polloi arrived and things got ugly. People were trashing the show and even more, the fake blog. I did my comment and run plug and that brought in another couple of dozen hits. I felt pretty smug about my guerilla marketing since the whole fake blog was pulled just a few days later and any future blog whoring opportunities there were now lost.

A few days later, I noticed that I was getting a lot of hits from two entertainment blogs, namely InsideSoCal.com and TVTattler.com. These sites had linked to my drinking game and were bringing hundreds of readers. Then later that same day, Defamer itself gave a link and traffic shot through the roof. The next day a blog called PopCandy run by USA Today also linked to the game. Instead of the typical 100-200 visitors I get, I spiked at over 3000 visitors. Once the word got out, about another half-dozen blogs linked to my game. The most flattering to me was from Zentertainment written by Sean Jordan which I used to read nearly ten years ago when it was an e-mail subscription list.

Since then, my traffic stats have been doing their inevitable exponential decay back towards my core group of readers. I’ve always fantasized wondered what it would be like to be linked to by Boing Boing or Digg or Wonkette. Now I know. It’s not as big a thrill as I expected. Viral phenomena on the internet do resemble their biological metaphorical cousins. In my case, it caused a brief fever and a quick return to my normal state. A “stickier” meme would eventually spread to dozens of site and cause a permanent build in traffic like Where The Hell Is Matt?

I’m happy with my fifteen minutes of rather minor internet fame, but it’s not going to change my life or my writing style. I write about what I want and it’s up to the blogosphere to decide whether or not to pay attention.

Still, I am now the “I Feel Lucky” hit for “Studio 60 Drinking Game” and I expect to get a small spike in traffic every Monday night when bored viewers go websurfing for drinking games. I’ll be playing along at home too.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Battlestar Voyager


My favorite television show, Battlestar Galactica, made the cover of Entertainment Weekly. The article compared it favorably to 24 and Lost and other mainstream continuing storyline series. The third season of BSG starts this Friday at 9 pm and I am psyched to see last season's stunning cliff-hanger resolved. Since I didn’t start watching it until the second season, it’s immune to my show killer curse.

Previously, my favorite science fiction show was Deep Space Nine. Ronald Moore, the producer of BSG, worked on DS9 as part of his tour of duty in the Star Trek factory and was responsible for many of its grittier story arcs. Moore got lured from DS9 to Voyager by his former writing partner Brannon Braga, where the two split in a very public acrimonious falling out over the direction of the series. Moore’s side of the story is here. Brannon Braga was too busy running Enterprise into the ground to comment.

With this backstory in context, Battlestar Galactica can be read on the meta-level as a huge “Frak you!” as Moore schools the world in how to do a show about hopelessly lost spaceships. A side by side comparison shows how BSG has it all over ST:Voy.

Premise
A sinister being strands a rag-tag group of space travelers on the wrong side of the galaxy and they have to spend several seasons searching for Earth.Sinister robots destroy all of humanity except for a rag-tag group of spaceships that have to spend several seasons searching for Earth.


The Leader
Captain Janeway tries to hold together separate factions while upholding the sacred values of the Federation like obeying authority and wearing tight spandex.President Roslin, the former Secretary of Education, tries to hold together separate factions while upholding the values of democracy like torturing enemies and fixing elections.


Hero
Tattoo-faced Commander Chakotay redefines wooden.Craggy-faced Commander Adama redefines stoic.
The difference between stoic and wooden is an Emmy and an Oscar nomination.

Hottie Robot With A Number For A Name
Seven of Nine is part robot and doesn't relate too well to humans.Number Six is all robot and relates all too well to humans.


Hot Shot Pilot
Tom Paris is a renegade pilot with long-standing issues with his military dad.Lee “Apollo” Adama has long standing issues with his military dad, the captain.


Hot Tempered Tom Boy
B’Elanna Torres, a former Maquis rebel, has a hard time following Federation rules.Kara “Starbuck” Thrace has a hard time following anyone’s rules.


The Doctor
A hologram that can’t understand human feelings.A traitor that doesn’t have any human feelings.


Comic Relief
Neelix is a rogue trader that can’t ever close a deal.Ellen Tigh is a floozie that has closed way too many deals.


Most Abused Button
No matter how many aliens Voyager encountered, by the next episode, the ship was shiny and clean again.Pay attention to those time stamps at each commercial break or you will never know when or where the story is taking place.

My personal theory is that Ronald Moore, after being fired from a great franchise in decline, found the challenge of taking a silly franchise (and face it, the original Battlestar was cheesy beyond belief) and making it great too wonderful of an "I told you so" chance to pass up. After all, revenge is a dish best served cold.

Blatant Comment Whoring™: What is your favorite science fiction series, past or present?

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Amazing Race In Vietnam


Vietnam Rice FieldI’ve been watching The Amazing Race since about season 3. I love the exotic places they travel to and the occasional complete ineptness of the contestants. My wife has drifted away from the show, but this week I made her watch since they traveled to Hanoi.

My family visited Hanoi last year as part of our whirlwind vacation through Vietnam. I have an entire separate blog about that trip called Asia Trip 2005. The blog is pretty much on hiatus right now since I have covered most of the pictures of Vietnam from my Flickr account. I have a lot of video footage from the trip and I will post some short clips if I ever find the time.

The traffic in Hanoi was as bad as the show made it out to be. There are very few traffic signals and most vehicles don’t stop for anything. Like one team observed, crossing a street is an enormous game of Frogger. You just start crossing and dodge scooters until you get to the other side. If anything, the footage in the Old Quarter didn't quite capture the crowded chaos of the markets.

We did not go to the “Hanoi Hilton” prison like the Amazing Racers did. My father was an F-4 pilot during Vietnam and knows people that spent time as prisoners of war. We were wanting to see Vietnam as it is today, not relive the horrors of the war. Based on the footage from the show, I’m glad we made the decision we did. The prison looked very gruesome and inhumane and I feel horrible that anyone had to live in those conditions.

We did take a trip through the countryside past many villages that look just like the one where they had the detour challenge. The weather is incredibly hot just like a few of the contestants noticed.

We were traveling through the rice fields during the harvest season and saw a lot of activity in the paddies. Most of the work is still either human or animal power, although industrial farm equipment is starting to become more common. I will vouch for the authenticity of the location. Compare my picture for this post to the official picture from the Amazing Race website.

From the previews, it looks like next week they will move on to Halong Bay, which is a geological unique area of stunning beauty. Most of my blog posts for the Hanoi area date back to last August, but feel free to read the whole blog from the start.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

BooksFirst - September 2006


Books Read

A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson
Florence of Arabia by Christopher Buckley
The Deep Blue Goodbye by John D. MacDonald

Books Bought

Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl

Books Donated

Anne of Greene Gables
The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman
Some obscure Judy Blume book
Four books based on the Peter Rabbit tales
A Blues Clues books
Two other books I can’t remember

Comments

This is the month I finally broke the two book jinx that I have had. The key was that I was had read most of the Bill Bryson book in August. It nearly made the August list, but since I had a few chapters to go, I made myself defer it to this month's list. I refuse to give myself credit for a book I don’t completely finish because I am notoriously famous for getting distracted ¾ of the way through and then never finishing. Since I finished that early in the month, that gave me plenty of time to fit two more books in.

The Short History of Nearly Everything is a bit of a misnomer, since it is really not particularly short and hardly covers everything. Unless everything covers astrophysics, geology, and biology. Which it might. As someone who read close to the entire Asimov oeuvre in junior high, I have been exposed in one way or another to most of the topics discussed. I did enjoy the gossipy sections about the scientists, but even that got tired after awhile. There are much better books about each of the five topics covered that aren't much longer than the individual sections and more comprehensive.

Bill Bryson is a good writer but I felt he was slumming in the science writer category. I would like to know what else he has written that would be more representative of his typical style.

Christopher Buckley is a comic genius and I was really looking forward to Florence of Arabia which is about a disgruntled State Department that sets off a feminist revolution in a very thinly veiled (or burkha’ed as the case may be) Saudi Arabia called Wasabia in the book. Unfortunately, the events of the past three years in Iraq have totally overtaken the premise of the book and it reads dated even though it came out in 2004. There are a few name checks of Abu Graib and some other topical items, but the book is written as if we are not already morassed in the Middle East. The political and social satire is razor sharp, but ultimately seems misdirected.

I am a huge John D. MacDonald fan and read all the Travis McGee novels in order when I was in high school. Since then I have read much of MacDonald's other fiction as well. I collect his paperback originals complete with those noir-ish lurid covers. I have resolved to reread the Travis McGee novels again to refresh my memory and see how they have held up to time. I will try to write a much more detailed review later in the month giving more background about MacDonald and McGee and me.

My local library has a bin near the front door for clearance books which range in price from 25 cents for kids books to two dollars for videotapes and DVDs. I scarfed up about nine of these for a total of $2.50 and mailed them to Cassandra S as my first contribution to the Achenboodle Book Drive. At the post office, an 8”x8”x8” mailer box cost $1.65 and the postage at the media rate was another $2.50. So for under seven buck, I got nine books sent to a good cause. The mailer box could have easily held nearly twice as many books, so next time I think I will save up books until I have a full box.

I nearly made it a whole month with adding to the nightstand inventory, but I had a BigBoxOfBooks coupon for 25% off one item and a Personal Shopping Day that was about to expire, so I picked up the Pressl book which has gotten good notices everywhere and looks like the type of erudite concept-dropping middlebrow capital-L Literature that I tend to like. We’ll see if I can finish it by next month's BooksFirst.