More Supreme Court Options

With Harriet Miers officially withdrawn from consideration for Supreme Court Justice, the selection process begins again. A few weeks ago I made some excellent suggestions for women more qualified than Harriet. Now many are calling for consideration of a minority person to fill the seat.

The nominee must be a judge with a strong reputaion and exemplary credentials. As a public service I have gathered several judges that meet this exacting standard. If you know George Bush or any of his cronies, please pass along these suggestions. They can't be any worse than the choice he made last time.

	Judge Joe Brown Minority: Daytime Television Celebrity Advantages: Slogan "It's About Being A Man" would ring true. Disadvantages: Only available for arguments at 4 pm on weekdays.
	Judge Ito Minority: Celebrity Trial Laughingstock Advantages: High name recognition Disadvantages: Jay Leno still has Dancing Itos on retainer.
	Judge Dredd Minority: Comic Book Character Advantages:Law and order reputation makes Scalia look like a tree-hugger Disadvantages: Weapons not allowed in court room.
	Mike Judge Minority: Comic Book Geek Advantages: Fellow Texan to George Bush. Disadvantages: Hearing Beavis constantly snickering, "He said 'penal'."

Update: I want to go on the record that this post complete with Judge Ito gag predates the nomination of Ale-ITO by at least twelve hours. Leno, Stewart, Conan, and you other guys that regularly steal my best bits can make a donation to the Planned Parenthood Going Out Of Business Fund in lieu of royalties.

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